Me: "So, I've finally decided to start a blog."
Husband: "Oh. Okay."
Me: "That's IT?"
Husband: "Well, you really aren't as funny as you think you are."
Me: "That's it. When I make a million dollars from being funny you are SO not riding in my private helicopter that I will use to go places like Super Target and Trader Joe's to avoid traffic."
Husband: "Fine. I won't ride in your helicopter that you don't have and that you don't know how to fly."
Me: "Can you land a helicopter on the roof of Super Target? I think you should be able to."
Husband: "I don't know; I've got to go. I'll talk to you later."
He's totally bluffing. He really would want to ride in the helicopter, because he hates traffic even more than I do. But more importantly, I'm not sure where to land the helicopter (that I don't have or can't fly) when I do actually get to Super Target if you can't land on the roof. Can you just land a helicopter in a parking lot? I decided to spend an hour on the internet researching this, and mostly I just found a bunch of video game advice. Surprisingly, there aren't a lot of articles on how to get your helicopter to Super Target. I think this is really an untapped market (are you listening, Target?). I mean, having a helipad on your roof increases your sales by like 800% (probably). I think I might email and suggest this to Super Target (and maybe the mall). I'll keep you posted.
Until then, enjoy my blog and tell all your friends to come and enjoy it so that I can get a private helicopter to not let my husband ride in.